Meet the Cast
Meet Tex & Clem
Two lifelong friends, one small town, and no shortage of opinions. Get to know the pair readers can't stop quoting.
Est. Local Character
Tex
The Cowboy
Stubborn, dry-witted, and convinced every problem can be solved with common sense and a good cup of coffee. Tex says what everyone's thinking — usually a beat before he should.
"Well, that's about as useful as a screen door on a submarine."
Est. Local Character
Clem
Tex's Horse
Tex's loyal — and long-suffering — horse, hauling him between the ranch, the feed store, and every argument in between. Clem's seen every one of Tex's bad ideas up close, and he's got the eye-roll to prove it.
"Hee-haw. Even I know better than that."
Est. Local Character
Daisy Belle
Texs' Smart, Beautiful Cowgal
The one person in town who can out-talk, out-work, and out-argue Tex without breaking a sweat. Daisy Belle's usually the reason his worst ideas don't go any further than they already have.
"Tex, honey, that's not a plan. That's a cry for help."
Est. Local Character
Pistol Pete
Part Criminal, Part Prankster
Never quite an outlaw and never quite harmless either — Pistol Pete's schemes land somewhere between a bank heist and a whoopee cushion. Tex never knows which one he's getting until it's too late.
"Crime don't pay... but this whoopee cushion sure was worth it."
Est. Local Character
The Rowdy Boys
Harmless Local Troublemakers
Two brothers who've never met a prank, dare, or bad idea they didn't like. More nuisance than menace, the Rowdy Boys are usually the reason Tex is somewhere he shouldn't be, doing something he'll regret.
"We gotcha Tex!!"
